Things i f*cking hate Saturday.

I know "things i fucking hate Saturday" doesn't really have a great ring to it. I'd say "things i fucking hate Friday" sounds better. But its a Saturday, and i wasn't angry yesterday.

Here is a very small list of things that are currently winding me the fuck up, alongside pictures i found on google, which i then decided to doodle on.

1. A fashion hate- 

People drenching themselves in items of clothing covered in Crucifixes and Antichrist crosses. Sometimes both in the same fucking outfit!? Fair enough if you're totally relig or mega goth, but if you are neither, what the fuck are you doing?! Its such a stupid fad. I literally saw a girl the other day wearing leggings covered in both crosses, a top with the Antichrist cross on, and a necklace with a crucifix. I'm like, Jesus (no pun intended), MAKE YOU'RE FUCKING MIND UP?! I even know someone who has a tattoo of it, and i know for a fact it literally means nothing to her. Please, just stop it people. You're making me hate you.

2. Noisy eaters - 

I really don't think i need to elaborate. Recently people just seem to be doing this near me, a lot. Stop. Please. 

3.  Another fashion hate -

Teeny tiny "hey come check out my ovaries" style denim shorts. I mean thanks for sharing love, but i really don't want to see your arse cheeks flailing in the breeze as I'm innocently walking down the street behind you. The thing that worries me most about these is the fact that really young girls are wearing them. It makes me sad, and scared, and angry.

I blame Hollister. FOR EVERYTHING.

And, of course, it goes without saying.

4. Mitt Romney - That is all.

Okay, that's enough for today. I feel better now.